I'M EIGHTEEN, YO

Yay, I am an adult with no valid id, but I am proud. Yay, me, let's celebrate me, Guys, forget school, forget work, today is a public holiday - 17/04 - WILLIAM'S DAY. Yaaaayyyy, I can legally drink now. Yaaaaaaaaaaay, practically no more age restrictions. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I can look down on children now. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, it took me so long to become eighteen but now I am. I am free. Okay, that's it. Got a call from marmar and that was the bomb. That's all.