Thursday 29 September 2011

Camptastic!

Okay, guys, since there will not be a video about camp coming because I'm so goshdarn lazy, have some of your favourite DOT POINTS! :D

  • Khanh is so freaking cute with his fobby "YOU SHUT!" LOL He was just yelling at people during poker, telling them to shut! LOL And apparently, he says "LIKE BOSS, LIKE BOSS!" xD
  • Edward Cullen snores like crazy. He was the first to fall asleep at nine and HE SNORED THE WHOLE DAMN NIGHT :@ And he was the last to wake up! John put a pillow on his face. Did nothing :\ He snored right through it :L
  • Hey Maria, you know what I'm feeling today? Symbolic. LOL.
  • Camping was well fun! Got to climb a big rock 8) And to get down, we had to lean back off the edge of the rock. Love it.
  • They'll name a city after us, and later say it's all our fault.
  • The food was very nice. I got to experience the white way of eating, with supper and everything. Chocolate milk at 9 :O Twas amazing :L
  • It was hard to get down from the top bunk :(
  • There was a slide :)
  • We got lost over and over again with Mr Browne leading us through the bush. We somehow got onto the most prettiest private property though. It was a really pretty lake with pretty white flowers. So pretty. Prettyprettypretty. Then a mean farmer man shooed us :(
  • Archery was good. I got worse throughout the activity though :L The instructor was pretty good-looking as well ;D
  • Maria showed me a song about a man cutting up an avocado. It's a nice song. I also listened to The Wombats. They're pretty good too.
  • Emily said something new, which we quickly quoted and combined with another quote of hers. "HE CAN'T SNOOD!" :L
  • Recorded a lot of crap for yearbook :D (Y)
  • Performed a very unprepared performance :L And then boogied all the way to oblivion :O LOL, I don't know what that means either :L
  • Gave Emileeeeeeeeee her squid. LOL She's the most cutest person I've ever met! xD
  • Saved the lives of three boys, when they got lost :) Well, David did too, but I did most of the saving <>
  • I braved a raging fire! And then I ran away. BUT STILL, I SURVIVED :O
  • All in all, I had a lot of fun.
And now, we depart, with a nice GaGa speech/quote:

I want you to free yourself. I want you to let go of anyone or anything that's ever made you feel like you don't fit in or don't belong. I want you to reject any person that's made you feel like you're not good enough, or thin enough, or pretty enough, or can't sing well enough, or write well enough or don't think you will be great in life. YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN SUPERSTAR AND YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, BABY!

    Friday 23 September 2011

    Soon

    All of my camp stuff will be uploaded soon, guys. Just wait. I've got to edit ze videos :O Can't wait! :)

    Sunday 18 September 2011

    Rest In Peace

    Guys.... the yellow texta is no more.

    It all happened so quickly.. I was pressing down, harder than usual. I didn't mean to hurt it. It just had a little blue on it's tip, and that caused it to rub a yucky green on my paper. IT WAS GODDAMN YUCKY. So I just pushed it down a little bit to get the ickyness off- and then... the tip was pushed back into the pen. It was... gone. Just like that. Rest in peace, you stupid texta. 

    You were my sweetest colour.

    BLAG-OUT!

    Hey guys. It's here. My last video before camp! I'm so excited. Don't worry, I'll try to blag as much as I can during it. Can't wait! Here ya go, maties! Arrr.......................




    Also, guys, it's what comes out of a gay guy when he's sick:

    Saturday 17 September 2011

    You can't stop it, you know.

    You. Can't. Stop. THE BEAT.

    GUYS! Guess what! I wanna live life on the big stage! Or something like that. I wanna be a movie star, or a star on the stage! I wanna act, I wanna be dramatic. I don't want to be a scientist, or a lawyer. I want to be an actor, dammit!

    I wanna feel that rush, that kick of adrenaline. I wanna be applauded, cheered for, idolised. I wanna be a big star, brighter than the rest. I don't want to work in some dingy lab, or punch stupid numbers into a calculator. I want to act, be weird, defeat the norm.

    But, that's a lot of training and hard work to do. And my parents wouldn't approve of the lack of university degree and smarts. I wonder how my life is going to turn out. Is this acting thing a dream or a delusion? Gosh, life is hard.

    Sunday 11 September 2011

    Sorry, Guys.

    BUT IM JUST SO LAZY LOL I was gonna make a video today with my cool-ass bling, but I couldn't find a camera :L Sooooo, I just came here to apologise. Well, perhaps, juuuuuuuust maybe ( :L ), I'll make one tomorrow after SHOPPPINNNGGGGGG :D So until then, here, have a few pickatures, two about conspiracy and one just for prettyness:




    Oh my god, I freakin' love nebulas. Any colour, they are beautiful. LOL, I want my formal suit jacket with a nebula pattern, which will probably look stupid and ugly but WHO CARES xD

    Also, there are a lot of people beeping today.

    Sunday 4 September 2011

    TV told me how to feel, now real life has no appeal.

    It's happening again :O Study is making me go a little bit insane. LOL Yeah, it's not a lot of study to do, but, um, well, I kind-of left it to the last minute... again. Yeah... LO

    Here's me millions of weeks ago:

    Study now, William, and you won't regret it! 
    Head + Table = Head Start!
    STUDY MODE, ACTIVATE!

    And this is me now: 

    Aw f*ck.

    Oh, by the way, I apologise for my rude words. It's the studying, I swears it! Although, I did put in asterix', so...

    Okay, so this is how is pretty much what I'm like during study:

    "... represent the world of Never Let Me Go – a cruel, horrific society, hidden by 'privileges' and ... poppycock. ............... f*ck you! f*ck you!" (Middle finger flicked at the screen once or twice.)

    "Particulates are very small particles of bullsh*t.... f*ck you! f*ck you!"

    Yeah... And it's not that much study, really. I just have to find quotes for english, make notes for chem and finish off the past papers for maths, and really, I should've done those papers a long time ago, but no, I didn't. (RegretsRegretsRegrets RegretsRegretsRegrets RegretsRegretsRegrets + a little 'f*ck you! f*ck you!')

    On a brighter topic, I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO MARINA AND ZE DIAMONDS! It's so quirky and upbeat and catchy. It's distracting me from my studies! :( OH WELL :L Here, have a music video.


    Yeah... NOW BACK TO STUDY!

    Also, YAYYYYYY! I've reached one thousand views :L ... It's a lot for me... :\ Well, first off, I'd like to thank my friends and family and Jesus and my pet dog, Rabbi, and my ten blaggers, whom (or who ... ) I adore very much and I'd like to......