The Green Light

So.. I went to livo today to return books and that was okay. I went with maria and we shopped for an hour or two. Probably two. Or three. Anyways, I love rdx. It's got all the clothes I want. All of them. All. Of. ... Honey-worker. Anywho, we then went all the way back to cabra to study and hardly did anything at all. I think it's because there's such a big gap between now and my sciences and I'm starting to slack off and I know I shouldn't be taking these precious study days for granted but oh my goodness gracious me. LOL, no worries, bro, I'll get stuff done tomorrow. But enough about boring old study. LOOK AT WHAT MARIA DREW ME!!!

Okay, so at livo lib, there was a comic book store and so we went in, looked around, had fun, made fun and then we noticed something. That there was no such thing as a flat-chested super-heroine. And they all have freakishly muscly thighs. My god. Ah. It's like, Emily times 1.5! [I mean, Emily is crazy enough but dude, super-emily. SUPER-EMILY.] Anywho, here she is:

Okay, so after Maria drew and coloured her in, we decided that since she was so green, we would call her 'The Green Light'. It was named after that famous symbol in that Fitzgerald book and from there on we created her superpower. Okay, so you know how the green light represents the future in the great gatsby, to some extent? Well, what about a woman WHO CAN FORESEE THE FUTURE :O LOL, jokes, she can't kick ass with a power like that, no siree. Well. ... Actually. She could learn martial arts or something and how to skillfully dodge attacks and then she could like focus her power really well, and use it to predict her opponent's attacks. So like, she can foresee the next few seconds and dodge her enemy's punch before he even attempts to throw it. It can be tres useful.

Aaaanywho, so her real powers are based on, well... traffic lights. LOL. So, like the green light, go, is her unitard. It gives her the ability to run at superspeeds. As in GOOOOO. And then she has the balls on her belt and stuff. They are amber, and she can detach them and throw them at her enemys, slowing them down. Like the yellow on traffic lights which mean SLOWW DOWWNNNNNN. And last but not least, she has her 'kiss of death'. The red of her lips mean STOPPP, as in when someone experiences the soft touch of her lips, they stop immediately. As in everything stops, including their heart :O:O:O:O:O ZE KISS OF DEATH!!! It's supposed to be tragic because she can never kiss the man she loves without harming him. It's like rogue from the x-men except it's worse for rogue because she can't actually have any skin-to-skin contact anywhere :\ And yeah, that is the coolness of THE GREEN LIGHT!

Oh, and also, she can totes be the Green Lantern's girlfriend, because you know - a lantern is nothing without it's light :O Yeah. Just though of that, babycakes. LOL, I apologise for calling you all Babycakes. Goodbye now.

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