A compilation of unpublished posts

So, er, I have had a lot of unpublished posts and LOL the posts were fine I just got super-lazy midway and never got back to them. So, here they are :L Also, about my past life, which I know you guys are devoted to and want to hear everything about because it's like watching childbirth - I am in the midst of making a video. I mean, I'm still filming and I could stop filming right now and make the video but I'm v lazy. I'd say I'm busy with uni but we all know that's a lie. Hopefully it works out but if not oh well. Anyways, here is an extract from a post I titled 'Love', probably from late 2011.

"It's nice. You're nice. But you're not the one for me. I seem to freak out when i see you. i get really happy. LOL, that sounds wrong. But, I do. I smile, it's awkward. I'm awkward. I wonder what true love feels like. It sounds like it can cause a heart attack. It sounds beautiful. I hope i get to feel it one day. Fingers crossed."

Dream Man. .. Hehe, that kinda sounds like Dreamin: "As if the only way I'd ever get my dream man would be if I was dreaming him :\ LOL But anyway, he'd be a businessman. Or he'd have a really cool job where he'd come home in a business suit. LOL. He also has to have really nice eyes, that aren't too weird. Like, weird eye colours are cool and unique and all, but I just want to stare into something normal :L :\ He also has to be white. White and tall. White and tall and cute. ... And muscular. Lean, not bulky. He also needs them cute boy qualities :L Like those adorable things that boys do. ... You know? OH MY GOD LOL I remember when danny nguyen was making a card for Collin Ngauv. He printed out a card from publisher or something, went around with a normal blue ball pen and asked everybody to sign it. I found it adorable because it's so ugly compared to girls' cards. Like the big store-bought ones with the colourful gel pens :L Okay, LOL. Well I found the little notion cute so, like, whatevs :L Anywho, he must also have a musical talent. And be able to cook. And have nice hair. Hair is good. Oh, and a tattoo. LOL I really like those like tattoo arm band things that go around the bicep. Especially on big arms. OH, LOL, if he can't get all the muscles, then I'll settle with pecs and biceps. And thigh muscle. .... and abular muscles :L LOL"

 Father, father, something, something.:

"Hey, guys! So guess what. I think it's about time we have that talk. Yes. That's right. I'm in my father phase again. Lol, hahaha, I almost spelt phase as fase. Anywho, so I was thinking about the future, yeah, and I started to think about my home life. My lovely, adorable, super-cool husband and my kid. lol. And I thought about the role I would play for my kid. I always thought I'd be the motherly one because if I taught him how to catch or pick up girls, he'd grow up without any skills and completely alone. But, hey, I say, why? Why just one role. I can be the girl in the tortilla ad and go with both. I mean, I can half half it and so can my man.

Okay, so these were my thoughts, yeah?

If it were a boy, I'd probably be the kind of dad to embarrass him, or I'd constantly tell him he was my sunshine and stuff like that. Like, if he were to get a girlfriend, I'd say to her,"Oh honey, you're too pretty for him" or "Run now. He's not all that." LOL It'd be an asshole thing to do, but hey. I'm an asshole dad, son, it's just how it is.

Wow, I just had a massive nose bleed. Well, not massive. But it dripped out of my nose very quickly and gosh, now there's a cool blood stain on my shirt. Yeah. Good times.

Anywho,- Wait. Goddammit. This shirt was my thursday and friday shirt. Now that it has blood on it, I have to wash it after only one day! What a waste of a shirt. Now my mum has to clean three shirts, ugh. Darn.

Aaaaanywho, I'd leave notes in my sons bag for school, like stay cool, throw your rubbish into the bin, not at other people, don't talk to strangers and crap like that. I'd teach him to be chivalrous but not to be arrogant, conceited or snobby. No matter how rich and famous our family is :L

Wait, does blood wash out? I really hope blood washes out. But, then again, our highschool lives are ending. I guess I won't need so many shirts anymore. ... :'(

Anywho, I'd get maria to hang out with him so he has some sort of a mother figure. But she'd probably have her own spawns to deal with soooo... And I also hope that me and Maria's sense of humour rubs off on him. That'd be cool.

Buuut, if it were a gal, things would go a little like this:

We would be best friends. We'd talk about everything, school, boys, music, life, the future, grown-up stuff, boys again, books, movies, everything! I'd be my daughter's gay best friend. You know what, I'd probably be the mum. Yup LOL Except, I'd get parenting tips from Jessie. And I'll keep her away from Maria, because one Maria to deal with is already too much. But I don't want a daughther because they have mood swings and bras and there are a lot of creep-ass guys out there and LOL I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT. And I would not know how to deal with the blood dripping out of their nether-regions. Is that how you spell it? Nether-regions? Is it like Netherlands or Neverlands. It must suck to have periods, ahhh, being a boy is so easy. Anyways, I'd get her to learn piano or the violin. I don't know if at  a very young age though, because I have a feeling that if I do that, they'd grow up to brag about their musical talent and nobody wants a douchebag kid. LOL, my child's not even existing yet and I'm already judging it. Oh, but I remember that phase I had where I was really worried about my inability to raise a baby because not being a woman or being married to one, I wouldn't be able to hear my kid's crying in the night time. That made me sad for a while but now it's more of, move, I'm gettting a child off the black market sorta thing."

And LOL, I haven't blagged in a while.: "                 "

That was it. My title was I haven't blagged in a while and the post was blank :L It was like I acknowledged that I hadn't made a post in quite a long time, and then kept it that way :L

And there are other drafts just like it like Mega Post, So I guess it's 2012. and Let Me Tell You About My Past Five Minutes :) I wonder what happened in those five minutes :L

And there was one that was titled Oh, the week I've had [and even the days before it] and it was just

"wasn't that interesting. BUT I SHALL TALK ABOUT IT ANYWHO!

Okay, so, "

That was it. LOL I wonder what I was gonna talk about. WHAT WAS HAPPENING??

Okay, those were my interesting drafts, kk, bye now, hope you enjoyed, stay tuned for like... something.. hopefully :L ALSO STRIKE TODAY SO I DON'T HAVE UNI UNTIL FOUR, I LOVE IT AHH.