COMING THIS SUMMER

He walks among us. Among all the workers and prostitutes, but no-one ever notices. He’s not a flashy person, I guess. But, he exists, and for that very reason, you should be scared shitless. He is THE DAYWALKER :O:O:O [Apologies for the rude language, but i needed it for the effect. Also, i had this douchebaggy tone in my head when i was writing this.]

DAYWALKER presents to us a man without a fear, other than his one big, annoying phobia. DAYWALKER gives us your everyday, run-of-the-mill vampire who sucks blood, battles vampire slayers and avoids all the normal vampire weaknesses; i.e. wooden stakes, garlic, the sun. but, unlike every other vampire in existence, he is immune to the sun’s violent Ultraviolet rays. But, of course, he was never told this.

Battling all them slayers, Daywalker owns all the streets, and he gets all the vampire girls, except for one. And that one street is ROSEBENDER STREET. In this epic new movie-length feature film, Daywalker must fight all his fears, especially SUNLIGHT, his most powerful opponent.

So, he rules the whole city, rules every single street, because, even though all the businessmen and hookers don’t notice him, the vamps do, and they do NOT want to get in his way. Of course, they won’t tell him why he’s called DAYWALKER either. And so he rules all the streets; all but one. And that’s Rosebender street. Now, my writers often ask me why I keep telling them to leave the girl out of the movie, and I bet you’re wondering yourself. Well, every vampire movie has a girl, and so I made one up for the trailer. It’s as simple as that.

TRAILER VIDEO:

“I rule this city. I am the head vampire. I make all the calls. I am the fear of this city. I am DAYWALKER.”

Small sections of clips showing him walking around at night, sitting in his room during the daytime, him looking at the window, which has shut blinds, blocking him from the sunlight. These scenes are transitioned using fade-in’s and fade-out’s.

“But, sometimes I wonder, why do they call me DAYWALKER? And when will I get that girl over there? AND WHEN WILL I FINALLY TAKE ROSEBENDER STREET? … How can I defeat the sunlight?”

Scenes of him watching Rosebender st from far away. Frame of the street sign. Cut to him in room. He touches blinds, and then pulls it down, risking his fingers! :O No effect. Confusion, intrigue. Scene shows a medium shot of him in front of the blinds. He reaches to pull the blinds open. They open, he becomes a silhouette as the sunlight floods the camera shot.

“I didn’t know why, but the sunlight didn’t hurt, and I wondered… until I realised that it must've been…”

Close up of his face, close to the window.

“… the glass.”

Epic scene with him walking through Rosebender street in the daylight! Holding a giant piece of glass, pointing at the sun. EPIC HANS ZIMMER MUSIC! Quick changing frames of things like his boots, 'Rosebender St' sign, the sun, his face, etc etc. Then, he climbs the pole so he can right his name on the street sign. Raise the pressure and suspense by showing shots of his face sweating. And then he slips, and drops the glass onto the gournd where it breaks. Music stops.


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

‘DAYWALKER’ fills the screen, in bold, white block letters. The letters kind-of have a moon shade to it, you know? And black background. Cut to man again. Silence as he realises he is not dead.


"Oh god... AM I NO LONGER A VAMPIRE?!?"

'Coming to a cinema near you this summer' comes up. Fade out.

LOL, I should be studying for peak test, but I cannot be bothered! So instead I did this. By the way, this is a joke :L