Now,

I'm not one to make a christmas wish list. But. Here goes LOL

So, like:

• I'd love a record player. I don't need like an antique one, I just would love something that could play records. So I could act all cool and fancy and play a record (they sell a born to die vinyl at the city's jb hi fi cough cough) and just sit there pretending to smoke a pipe. ...
• I need nice shorts for the summer. Like those cool ones they have at general pants with the pretty patterns? Yeah.
• I also love the clothes they sell at rdx. The things are so nice, ahhh. The following are clothes in my style that are similar to the ones they sell at rdx, cough cough.
  http://www.asos.com/Men/Shirts/Cat/pgecategory.aspx?cid=3602
  http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Denim-Shirt-with-Dip-Dye/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2655597&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
  http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Floral-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2311539&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=White
  http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Chambray-Shirt-With-Polka-Dot/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2369506&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
  http://www.asos.com/Vanishing-Elephant/Vanishing-Elephant-Powell-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2405626&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Multi
  http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Shirt-With-Floral-Print-in-Indigo/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2295304&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
• Really cool sunglasses. Like, nice ones that are really cool :L
• Nice chinos or pants in cool colours lol
  http://www.asos.com/Beta-Unit/Beta-Unit-Ziggy-Chinos/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2056420&cid=4910&Rf900=2169,3429&Rf-200=1&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Red
• A tardis mug. Like a mug, that's shaped like a tardis.
• Floral clothes. FLORAL.
• Bowties. They're really cool and like really awesome, and like really cool.
• A mechanical sperm whale.
• COLOGNE! I need nice smelling cologne for fancy nights.
• Nice man-bracelets. And man-rings. And a man.
• A cool jacket thing, you know? Like a coat, with elbow patches. There was this really nice one at topman which was light blue with aztec-print elbow patches. It looked really great but I bet it's a quadrillion dong :(
• Flowers.
• Blue velvet.
• A nice belt. I don't wear belts, but I should wear belts. Belts.
• A leather jacket! Ah! they look so good! But, they also cost diamonds so...
• Amelie, black swan, enternal sunshine of the spotless mind, 500 days of summer - anything related lol
• Boy, a lot of these are clothing items.
• Giant angel wings.
• I mean giant.
• Sweaters! Nice, adorable sweaters! Weee.
• :O A 50's popart suit with like kapow and stuff on it.
• Actually anything to do with the fifties.
• The faults in our stars book. And Brave New World. And 1984.
• A sushi making kit lol
• Nice, working earphones that don't act as speakers at high volumes in quiet places :\
• I really can't think of anything else.
• So I guess that's it.

So, like, this list was just a personal thing that I wanted to make, but, you know, if you were thinking of making me very happy or you got me for a secret santa sorta thing, then, well, feel free. Go for it. Spend a lot of money on me. I don't mind. I really don't.

Bye.

LOL, this is such an asshole post hahahaha

Also, I have no idea as to what my sizes are. I could go check but I don't know how and I think my ass is glued to this chair. Or I just really can't be bothered to get up. It just takes up a terrible load of effort LOL So, um, goodluck and let's hope you're good at guessing sizes. And no, I am not size elephant but size angel (A) Bye again.