It's time for change.

Guys, look:

Before, with the weights of the hsc upon my shoulders, I was so dreary. I was in the winter of my school year and stress was only ever building up. My eyebags were no longer designer and the hair on my face was a like a jungle - too wild 2 tame. So, I thought, "maybe it's time for some change". Change from this:

To this:

LOL oh my god, I look like theo...

I feel so free now, and it's all thanks to SHAVING STUFF. Shave it now or shave it for later.

Anyways, the hairs on my head and my face totally symbolised the terrible hsc so I shaved it all off. ... HEYO. Anywho, bye now, that's all, goodluck and have fun :)

This is the end.

And I'm so happy that it's here. IT'S ALL OVER. I-... I don't know what to do. Okay, quick words on chem - worst exam, disgusting, so hard, physics4ever, ugh. Anyways, I came out of the test feeling so ordinary and yet so excited. It felt weird, it was just so AHHH. LOL It's done, guys. I'm so... It has yet to hit me. I'm in this state of knowing that I can relax now, that I have no reason to wake up early tomorrow morning. Hm, I wonder when I'll start biking. Soon, I hope. I NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THIS GLORIOUS JELLY. And this beard. I've grown accustomed to this beard though. It's so... wisdomous. LOL, I CAN WATCH ALL MY FAVOURITE SHOWS AGAIN, AHHH! I'm so... ah. I've got many things to do. I'm gonna take absolutely everything I wrote during this intense (lol) HSC period and post it on my writings blog. And then I'll link y'all. Stay posted, oh lord I am happy. LOL Such a short post for an end of hsc thang. Hey, I'll talk about my day. So right after the exam, I filled some forms with mai. I gave her my present also, on the way to the station, and she liked it :) It was an Amortentia potion pendant (HP) and a snitch clock locket (Also HP). Hey, let's call it a clocket. Anywho, I then ate at j's steakhouse with mai and I ate with jenn, jess, mars, eric and huynh. Then I went to jenn's house where we drank costco iced tea and then we picked up her sister at a childcare and then we left jenn to go to mars' house. We watched pokemon, flight of the conchords and watched old videos of ourself from long long ago. LOL, we were so cute back then but LOL OH DEAR GOD OH MY GOD OH LORD, OH NO, OHHHHHHH LORRDDDD - my phases, young me, my embarrasing ways of talking and moving and ughhhh. Oh my gaga phase :'( I want to cry. But, lol, the past is the past and we can't really do anything but laugh. LOL, I watched the blogging videos I did and I laughed at my own jokes loool, I'm terribly lame. Anywho, SHOWS.

Bye now :)

Physics, more like phySUCKS oohhhhh, ice coldddd ...

LOL, I joke. It was actually aiight. The core modules were easy peasy and I didn't struggle :) But then there was the option module and I think I might have died. ... I died. And it was so terrible, I felt so icky yuck yuck yuck. But oh well. Oh well Oh well Oh wheel. OH - the multi-choice! Ughhhh, ahhh, whyyyyy. I was doing this one question right, and I marked the answer that everybody else would have. And then, when I went back to double check, I looked at the question and then I looked at the equation sheet, and I was all like, hey, the charge is actually inversely proportional to the electric field strength [don't ask me, I don't know, ughh], so I looked at the answers and the only one that seemed to fit the profile was the one that seemed like the obvious wrong. And I kept telling myself, bro, go with your instincts, don't change the answer, YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT SURE, TURN AROUND, DAMMIT. But no, I... I chose the stupid answer and now I've lost a mark :( Buuuttt, I'm hoping that I'm either actually right or the answer was something that I didn't consider, and so either way I wouldn't've gotten the answer :-\ LOL, moving on.

Physics Memories.

I don't even know why.

LOL, I remember noticing how sadistic and evil physics teachers were. In prelim, both miss Arfanis and Miss Yen from Peak chose very strange examples. They were both talking about braking systems for cars, and how some brakes are great because at higher velocities, they brake faster and LOL, as an example, both were like, you see, if this weren't so, if a kid was crossing the street, the car wouldn't be able to stop in time and the kid would be run over AND I'M JUST LIKE WHAT. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A CHILD. WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY PEDESTRIAN OR PERSON, LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. LOL, that is all.

Oh, and then there was this one lesson where we were doing a prac where you insert a bar magnet into a cylindrical coil thing, right? Like, a solenoid. And yeah, I think we all noticed that it looked like sexual intercourse, but being very mature year twelve students who knew how lame they would look if they laughed, we just watched and recorded observations. But, lol, oh my god, Miss Arfanis thought she would be cool and in-touch with the youth by pointing it out, and oh my godddd. She's just there going, yes, kids, I know, it looks a little bit wrong, and everybody else is just trying to focus and ignore the awkwardness and ughhh. And LOL, then Mr Koulouris came in and oh my god, HE DID THE SAME THING, LOL. I was just standing there with everybody else, and thinking, not you too, sir, oh god, please stop. LOL, it was so strange, and yet it was very them :L

Oh, and LOL, yesterday, before the exam, as last minute study, Mai was listing the advantages and disadvantages of the atomic bomb. And you know, as an advantage, you just say for protection of a country and to end the war and you just say a little so you don't seem like an asshole. And you know, for the disadvantages, BAM, DEATH, DECAY, EXPLOSION, SO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE KILLED IN NUCLEAR WARFARE, but no, the first disadvantage on Mai's list was money Loool, how sinister, how evil, how dare she :L That is all.

Oh, and one more thing about the eggs-ham, THEY DIDN'T ASK ANY HARD QUESTIONS WHICH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THE ANSWER FOR BACK TO FRONT, FRONT TO BACK :( And in Q2Q, they asked about all the things which I hardly knew. Not even the ones I mostly knew or knew back to front, front to back :( And lol, everybody was preparing for an eight-marker q about the development and impact of the atomic bomb, but no siree, not today, not this year.

Anyways, goodbye, lovers in japan. Goodluck and I hope you all end your hsc happily. As for me, I'll go stab myself with Chemistry. Bye now :)

Now,

I'm not one to make a christmas wish list. But. Here goes LOL

So, like:

• I'd love a record player. I don't need like an antique one, I just would love something that could play records. So I could act all cool and fancy and play a record (they sell a born to die vinyl at the city's jb hi fi cough cough) and just sit there pretending to smoke a pipe. ...
• I need nice shorts for the summer. Like those cool ones they have at general pants with the pretty patterns? Yeah.
• I also love the clothes they sell at rdx. The things are so nice, ahhh. The following are clothes in my style that are similar to the ones they sell at rdx, cough cough.
  http://www.asos.com/Men/Shirts/Cat/pgecategory.aspx?cid=3602
  http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Denim-Shirt-with-Dip-Dye/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2655597&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
  http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Floral-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2311539&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=White
  http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Chambray-Shirt-With-Polka-Dot/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2369506&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
  http://www.asos.com/Vanishing-Elephant/Vanishing-Elephant-Powell-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2405626&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Multi
  http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Shirt-With-Floral-Print-in-Indigo/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2295304&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
• Really cool sunglasses. Like, nice ones that are really cool :L
• Nice chinos or pants in cool colours lol
  http://www.asos.com/Beta-Unit/Beta-Unit-Ziggy-Chinos/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2056420&cid=4910&Rf900=2169,3429&Rf-200=1&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Red
• A tardis mug. Like a mug, that's shaped like a tardis.
• Floral clothes. FLORAL.
• Bowties. They're really cool and like really awesome, and like really cool.
• A mechanical sperm whale.
• COLOGNE! I need nice smelling cologne for fancy nights.
• Nice man-bracelets. And man-rings. And a man.
• A cool jacket thing, you know? Like a coat, with elbow patches. There was this really nice one at topman which was light blue with aztec-print elbow patches. It looked really great but I bet it's a quadrillion dong :(
• Flowers.
• Blue velvet.
• A nice belt. I don't wear belts, but I should wear belts. Belts.
• A leather jacket! Ah! they look so good! But, they also cost diamonds so...
• Amelie, black swan, enternal sunshine of the spotless mind, 500 days of summer - anything related lol
• Boy, a lot of these are clothing items.
• Giant angel wings.
• I mean giant.
• Sweaters! Nice, adorable sweaters! Weee.
• :O A 50's popart suit with like kapow and stuff on it.
• Actually anything to do with the fifties.
• The faults in our stars book. And Brave New World. And 1984.
• A sushi making kit lol
• Nice, working earphones that don't act as speakers at high volumes in quiet places :\
• I really can't think of anything else.
• So I guess that's it.

So, like, this list was just a personal thing that I wanted to make, but, you know, if you were thinking of making me very happy or you got me for a secret santa sorta thing, then, well, feel free. Go for it. Spend a lot of money on me. I don't mind. I really don't.

Bye.

LOL, this is such an asshole post hahahaha

Also, I have no idea as to what my sizes are. I could go check but I don't know how and I think my ass is glued to this chair. Or I just really can't be bothered to get up. It just takes up a terrible load of effort LOL So, um, goodluck and let's hope you're good at guessing sizes. And no, I am not size elephant but size angel (A) Bye again.

Oh my god.

Oh dear lord.

Oh sweet mahogany jesus.

ohhhhhhhhhhh angelcakes.

My gaga phase was so goddamn embarrassing I want to die.

Oh christ's molasses.

Ohohohoooo no.

No.

No more.

Death.

Is nothing like pancakes.

Poem.

The Green Light

So.. I went to livo today to return books and that was okay. I went with maria and we shopped for an hour or two. Probably two. Or three. Anyways, I love rdx. It's got all the clothes I want. All of them. All. Of. ... Honey-worker. Anywho, we then went all the way back to cabra to study and hardly did anything at all. I think it's because there's such a big gap between now and my sciences and I'm starting to slack off and I know I shouldn't be taking these precious study days for granted but oh my goodness gracious me. LOL, no worries, bro, I'll get stuff done tomorrow. But enough about boring old study. LOOK AT WHAT MARIA DREW ME!!!

Okay, so at livo lib, there was a comic book store and so we went in, looked around, had fun, made fun and then we noticed something. That there was no such thing as a flat-chested super-heroine. And they all have freakishly muscly thighs. My god. Ah. It's like, Emily times 1.5! [I mean, Emily is crazy enough but dude, super-emily. SUPER-EMILY.] Anywho, here she is:

Okay, so after Maria drew and coloured her in, we decided that since she was so green, we would call her 'The Green Light'. It was named after that famous symbol in that Fitzgerald book and from there on we created her superpower. Okay, so you know how the green light represents the future in the great gatsby, to some extent? Well, what about a woman WHO CAN FORESEE THE FUTURE :O LOL, jokes, she can't kick ass with a power like that, no siree. Well. ... Actually. She could learn martial arts or something and how to skillfully dodge attacks and then she could like focus her power really well, and use it to predict her opponent's attacks. So like, she can foresee the next few seconds and dodge her enemy's punch before he even attempts to throw it. It can be tres useful.

Aaaanywho, so her real powers are based on, well... traffic lights. LOL. So, like the green light, go, is her unitard. It gives her the ability to run at superspeeds. As in GOOOOO. And then she has the balls on her belt and stuff. They are amber, and she can detach them and throw them at her enemys, slowing them down. Like the yellow on traffic lights which mean SLOWW DOWWNNNNNN. And last but not least, she has her 'kiss of death'. The red of her lips mean STOPPP, as in when someone experiences the soft touch of her lips, they stop immediately. As in everything stops, including their heart :O:O:O:O:O ZE KISS OF DEATH!!! It's supposed to be tragic because she can never kiss the man she loves without harming him. It's like rogue from the x-men except it's worse for rogue because she can't actually have any skin-to-skin contact anywhere :\ And yeah, that is the coolness of THE GREEN LIGHT!

Oh, and also, she can totes be the Green Lantern's girlfriend, because you know - a lantern is nothing without it's light :O Yeah. Just though of that, babycakes. LOL, I apologise for calling you all Babycakes. Goodbye now.

Oh, and hey, FIVE THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS, WHOOPPEEEEEEE.

Unit III

So, like, um, it was fair and the questions weren't too terrible, but um, like, no, you know? I'm a tad bit tempted to mark my work on bored but then I remember how crap I did and ughhhh, sadness. Yeah, the biggest thing that pissed me off was the time. THE TIME. I knew that the test was gonna end at 11:25 when it started, but I somehow forgot, and as I kinda-cruised through the last part of the last 3U maths question ever [even though I didn't have the time, what with the questions I had skipped], I was nearing twenty-five but my head was all like, duuuddeeee, relaxxxx, it ends at eleven thirty, maannnnn, take a chill pilllll. And I could do the last question, and it was easy and then BAM. Pens down. PANTS DOWN, I SAY. Ughhhh, and lol, I love how hated the senior marker is. I mean, I know it's just her job and she's only trying to keep a crowd of students who are strangers to her from cheating, but like, duuuudeeeee, relaxxxxxxx, and stop making up your own rules, holy crap. LOL But if there's one thing that I cannot forgive her for, it is her rudeness to her colleagues. I mean, she ridicules them and when she tells them to do crap, she has no manners, and humiliates them in front of all of us. How terrible can she be, I mean, oh my god, you "stupid hoe" - which is apparently quoted from another supervisor herself :O

But yeah, 3U could've been better if I had put the effort in but you know me, lazy, lazy, lazy.

OH. Before, I was thinking about post hsc, and I thought about all my shows and my games and then I thought about bike-riding all the time with jessie and getting all active and crap like that and I started to get really excited and happy. I swear I almost teared up, oh my godddd :') I can't wait, I say, I CAN'T WAIT. Which reminds me, I should check when the next time I can audition for NIDA is.

Oh, and my future is looking bad and then better and then even worse than it was before. Oh lord, I have no idea where I'm going. I might as well be blindfolded. Which reminds me.

So I went to see the year eleven drama class' play thing today and it was pretty interesting. I enjoyed it. And like, I could totes recognise all the absurdist aspects and I felt very proud during the performance. But, lol, everybody else probably got it too so ummm... Oh well. It was a good play and a good performance. Well done, year eleven [but I liked small poppies better because I was in it lololololol and catrina tripped on stage hahahahhahahahahahahah, oh how I miss my drama class already. But no worries, we're coming back together soon on the sixth. I CAN'T WAIT TIL THAT DAY I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T AH.]

Bye now.