Guys, I went to costcorn LOL Oh my god, I wrote corn because of this damn jelly bean. But I'll get to that later. Anywho, I went to costco and bought a bunch of crap. I'm so excited to eat it all, oh my fod. ... -mn. I bought iced tea powder and two-bite brownies and kdsfjglkjjg I BOUGHT 1.8 KILOS OF JELLY BEANS AND THERE ARE FORTY-FIVE FLAVOURS. FORTY FIVE. AHHHHHH. LOL, and that's why I said costcorn. Because I was eating a buttered popcorn flavoured jelly bean and thinking about how much it really tasted like popcorn. There are so many cool flavours though like margarita, pink grapefruit, mixed berry smoothie, strawberry daiquiri and crushed pineapple. I'M SO EXCITED. OVER JELLYBEANS. Oh my god, I'm about to try what I think is caramel corn. Oh by the way, the colours indicate the flavour, but some colours are very similar so it's still a little bit scary. ... LOL Okay, that one tasted like fumes and plastic. Perhaps it was toasted marshmellow, my bad. There are two dark brown ones and even though one's a little bit darker, I'll always have to face the chance that it's not choc pudding, but dark choc and ewwww, I hate dark chocolate. Anyways, enough about beans.
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OH, I went to see Looper today, LOL and oh lord, Joseph Gordan-Levitt had terrible eyebrows in it. They tried to make him look more like bruce willis, his future self and NO. THEY MADE HIM LOOK OLD AND THEY RUINED HIM. And so I thought it forshadowed the repetition of Leo DeCaprio's fate. From adorable to the opposite of good wine :'( Oh my god, there are so many green flavours but no worries, they all look good. LOL, there's lemon lime and lemon lime soda. Anyways, Looper was pretty good. I enjoyed it. Lool, there's blueberry and then berry blue hahaha, how strange.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS OH LORD I WANT TO CRY. Excited excited excited. Ewwwww, cherry. Oh my god, did I tell you about how much I dislike cherry ripes? They're the combination of everything I find icky - cherries, coconut and dark choc D: LOL, that's all. Anyways, we went xmas shopping after snez finished her actually very clever argument about looper and everything looked so fun. I want to dress up as myself this Christmas, because every xmas party needs a friendly angel. I'm also very excited to shop for everybody's gifts, it's going to be lovely. All I need is money, lol.
I LOVE POST HSC. DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS THE BOMB. Oh, and also, congrats to the whole of or most of nsw's year twelves of 2012. Oh my god, mixed berry smoothie is lovely. I hope everybody in my school did well and I also hope that every other school did too but just not as well as we did. ... BYE, GUYS.
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
It's time for change.
Guys, look:
Before, with the weights of the hsc upon my shoulders, I was so dreary. I was in the winter of my school year and stress was only ever building up. My eyebags were no longer designer and the hair on my face was a like a jungle - too wild 2 tame. So, I thought, "maybe it's time for some change". Change from this:
To this:
I feel so free now, and it's all thanks to SHAVING STUFF. Shave it now or shave it for later.
Anyways, the hairs on my head and my face totally symbolised the terrible hsc so I shaved it all off. ... HEYO. Anywho, bye now, that's all, goodluck and have fun :)
Before, with the weights of the hsc upon my shoulders, I was so dreary. I was in the winter of my school year and stress was only ever building up. My eyebags were no longer designer and the hair on my face was a like a jungle - too wild 2 tame. So, I thought, "maybe it's time for some change". Change from this:
To this:
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| LOL oh my god, I look like theo... |
I feel so free now, and it's all thanks to SHAVING STUFF. Shave it now or shave it for later.
Anyways, the hairs on my head and my face totally symbolised the terrible hsc so I shaved it all off. ... HEYO. Anywho, bye now, that's all, goodluck and have fun :)
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
This is the end.
And I'm so happy that it's here. IT'S ALL OVER. I-... I don't know what to do. Okay, quick words on chem - worst exam, disgusting, so hard, physics4ever, ugh. Anyways, I came out of the test feeling so ordinary and yet so excited. It felt weird, it was just so AHHH. LOL It's done, guys. I'm so... It has yet to hit me. I'm in this state of knowing that I can relax now, that I have no reason to wake up early tomorrow morning. Hm, I wonder when I'll start biking. Soon, I hope. I NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THIS GLORIOUS JELLY. And this beard. I've grown accustomed to this beard though. It's so... wisdomous. LOL, I CAN WATCH ALL MY FAVOURITE SHOWS AGAIN, AHHH! I'm so... ah. I've got many things to do. I'm gonna take absolutely everything I wrote during this intense (lol) HSC period and post it on my writings blog. And then I'll link y'all. Stay posted, oh lord I am happy. LOL Such a short post for an end of hsc thang. Hey, I'll talk about my day. So right after the exam, I filled some forms with mai. I gave her my present also, on the way to the station, and she liked it :) It was an Amortentia potion pendant (HP) and a snitch clock locket (Also HP). Hey, let's call it a clocket. Anywho, I then ate at j's steakhouse with mai and I ate with jenn, jess, mars, eric and huynh. Then I went to jenn's house where we drank costco iced tea and then we picked up her sister at a childcare and then we left jenn to go to mars' house. We watched pokemon, flight of the conchords and watched old videos of ourself from long long ago. LOL, we were so cute back then but LOL OH DEAR GOD OH MY GOD OH LORD, OH NO, OHHHHHHH LORRDDDD - my phases, young me, my embarrasing ways of talking and moving and ughhhh. Oh my gaga phase :'( I want to cry. But, lol, the past is the past and we can't really do anything but laugh. LOL, I watched the blogging videos I did and I laughed at my own jokes loool, I'm terribly lame. Anywho, SHOWS.
Bye now :)
Bye now :)
Friday, 2 November 2012
Physics, more like phySUCKS oohhhhh, ice coldddd ...
LOL, I joke. It was actually aiight. The core modules were easy peasy and I didn't struggle :) But then there was the option module and I think I might have died. ... I died. And it was so terrible, I felt so icky yuck yuck yuck. But oh well. Oh well Oh well Oh wheel. OH - the multi-choice! Ughhhh, ahhh, whyyyyy. I was doing this one question right, and I marked the answer that everybody else would have. And then, when I went back to double check, I looked at the question and then I looked at the equation sheet, and I was all like, hey, the charge is actually inversely proportional to the electric field strength [don't ask me, I don't know, ughh], so I looked at the answers and the only one that seemed to fit the profile was the one that seemed like the obvious wrong. And I kept telling myself, bro, go with your instincts, don't change the answer, YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT SURE, TURN AROUND, DAMMIT. But no, I... I chose the stupid answer and now I've lost a mark :( Buuuttt, I'm hoping that I'm either actually right or the answer was something that I didn't consider, and so either way I wouldn't've gotten the answer :-\ LOL, moving on.
Physics Memories.
I don't even know why.
LOL, I remember noticing how sadistic and evil physics teachers were. In prelim, both miss Arfanis and Miss Yen from Peak chose very strange examples. They were both talking about braking systems for cars, and how some brakes are great because at higher velocities, they brake faster and LOL, as an example, both were like, you see, if this weren't so, if a kid was crossing the street, the car wouldn't be able to stop in time and the kid would be run over AND I'M JUST LIKE WHAT. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A CHILD. WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY PEDESTRIAN OR PERSON, LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. LOL, that is all.
Oh, and then there was this one lesson where we were doing a prac where you insert a bar magnet into a cylindrical coil thing, right? Like, a solenoid. And yeah, I think we all noticed that it looked like sexual intercourse, but being very mature year twelve students who knew how lame they would look if they laughed, we just watched and recorded observations. But, lol, oh my god, Miss Arfanis thought she would be cool and in-touch with the youth by pointing it out, and oh my godddd. She's just there going, yes, kids, I know, it looks a little bit wrong, and everybody else is just trying to focus and ignore the awkwardness and ughhh. And LOL, then Mr Koulouris came in and oh my god, HE DID THE SAME THING, LOL. I was just standing there with everybody else, and thinking, not you too, sir, oh god, please stop. LOL, it was so strange, and yet it was very them :L
Oh, and LOL, yesterday, before the exam, as last minute study, Mai was listing the advantages and disadvantages of the atomic bomb. And you know, as an advantage, you just say for protection of a country and to end the war and you just say a little so you don't seem like an asshole. And you know, for the disadvantages, BAM, DEATH, DECAY, EXPLOSION, SO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE KILLED IN NUCLEAR WARFARE, but no, the first disadvantage on Mai's list was money Loool, how sinister, how evil, how dare she :L That is all.
Oh, and one more thing about the eggs-ham, THEY DIDN'T ASK ANY HARD QUESTIONS WHICH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THE ANSWER FOR BACK TO FRONT, FRONT TO BACK :( And in Q2Q, they asked about all the things which I hardly knew. Not even the ones I mostly knew or knew back to front, front to back :( And lol, everybody was preparing for an eight-marker q about the development and impact of the atomic bomb, but no siree, not today, not this year.
Anyways, goodbye, lovers in japan. Goodluck and I hope you all end your hsc happily. As for me, I'll go stab myself with Chemistry. Bye now :)
Physics Memories.
I don't even know why.
LOL, I remember noticing how sadistic and evil physics teachers were. In prelim, both miss Arfanis and Miss Yen from Peak chose very strange examples. They were both talking about braking systems for cars, and how some brakes are great because at higher velocities, they brake faster and LOL, as an example, both were like, you see, if this weren't so, if a kid was crossing the street, the car wouldn't be able to stop in time and the kid would be run over AND I'M JUST LIKE WHAT. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE A CHILD. WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY PEDESTRIAN OR PERSON, LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. LOL, that is all.
Oh, and then there was this one lesson where we were doing a prac where you insert a bar magnet into a cylindrical coil thing, right? Like, a solenoid. And yeah, I think we all noticed that it looked like sexual intercourse, but being very mature year twelve students who knew how lame they would look if they laughed, we just watched and recorded observations. But, lol, oh my god, Miss Arfanis thought she would be cool and in-touch with the youth by pointing it out, and oh my godddd. She's just there going, yes, kids, I know, it looks a little bit wrong, and everybody else is just trying to focus and ignore the awkwardness and ughhh. And LOL, then Mr Koulouris came in and oh my god, HE DID THE SAME THING, LOL. I was just standing there with everybody else, and thinking, not you too, sir, oh god, please stop. LOL, it was so strange, and yet it was very them :L
Oh, and LOL, yesterday, before the exam, as last minute study, Mai was listing the advantages and disadvantages of the atomic bomb. And you know, as an advantage, you just say for protection of a country and to end the war and you just say a little so you don't seem like an asshole. And you know, for the disadvantages, BAM, DEATH, DECAY, EXPLOSION, SO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE KILLED IN NUCLEAR WARFARE, but no, the first disadvantage on Mai's list was money Loool, how sinister, how evil, how dare she :L That is all.
Oh, and one more thing about the eggs-ham, THEY DIDN'T ASK ANY HARD QUESTIONS WHICH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THE ANSWER FOR BACK TO FRONT, FRONT TO BACK :( And in Q2Q, they asked about all the things which I hardly knew. Not even the ones I mostly knew or knew back to front, front to back :( And lol, everybody was preparing for an eight-marker q about the development and impact of the atomic bomb, but no siree, not today, not this year.
Anyways, goodbye, lovers in japan. Goodluck and I hope you all end your hsc happily. As for me, I'll go stab myself with Chemistry. Bye now :)
Saturday, 27 October 2012
Now,
I'm not one to make a christmas wish list. But. Here goes LOL
So, like:
Bye.
LOL, this is such an asshole post hahahaha
Also, I have no idea as to what my sizes are. I could go check but I don't know how and I think my ass is glued to this chair. Or I just really can't be bothered to get up. It just takes up a terrible load of effort LOL So, um, goodluck and let's hope you're good at guessing sizes. And no, I am not size elephant but size angel (A) Bye again.
So, like:
- I'd love a record player. I don't need like an antique one, I just would love something that could play records. So I could act all cool and fancy and play a record (they sell a born to die vinyl at the city's jb hi fi cough cough) and just sit there pretending to smoke a pipe. ...
- I need nice shorts for the summer. Like those cool ones they have at general pants with the pretty patterns? Yeah.
- I also love the clothes they sell at rdx. The things are so nice, ahhh. The following are clothes in my style that are similar to the ones they sell at rdx, cough cough.
http://www.asos.com/Men/Shirts/Cat/pgecategory.aspx?cid=3602
http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Denim-Shirt-with-Dip-Dye/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2655597&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
http://www.asos.com/Reclaimed-Vintage/Reclaimed-Vintage-Floral-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2311539&cid=3602&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=White
http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Chambray-Shirt-With-Polka-Dot/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2369506&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue
http://www.asos.com/Vanishing-Elephant/Vanishing-Elephant-Powell-Shirt/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2405626&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Multi
http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Shirt-With-Floral-Print-in-Indigo/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2295304&cid=3602&Rf-200=3,17&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Blue - Really cool sunglasses. Like, nice ones that are really cool :L
- Nice chinos or pants in cool colours lol
http://www.asos.com/Beta-Unit/Beta-Unit-Ziggy-Chinos/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2056420&cid=4910&Rf900=2169,3429&Rf-200=1&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Red - A tardis mug. Like a mug, that's shaped like a tardis.
- Floral clothes. FLORAL.
- Bowties. They're really cool and like really awesome, and like really cool.
- A mechanical sperm whale.
- COLOGNE! I need nice smelling cologne for fancy nights.
- Nice man-bracelets. And man-rings. And a man.
- A cool jacket thing, you know? Like a coat, with elbow patches. There was this really nice one at topman which was light blue with aztec-print elbow patches. It looked really great but I bet it's a quadrillion dong :(
- Flowers.
- Blue velvet.
- A nice belt. I don't wear belts, but I should wear belts. Belts.
- A leather jacket! Ah! they look so good! But, they also cost diamonds so...
- Amelie, black swan, enternal sunshine of the spotless mind, 500 days of summer - anything related lol
- Boy, a lot of these are clothing items.
- Giant angel wings.
- I mean giant.
- Sweaters! Nice, adorable sweaters! Weee.
- :O A 50's popart suit with like kapow and stuff on it.
- Actually anything to do with the fifties.
- The faults in our stars book. And Brave New World. And 1984.
- A sushi making kit lol
- Nice, working earphones that don't act as speakers at high volumes in quiet places :\
- I really can't think of anything else.
- So I guess that's it.
Bye.
LOL, this is such an asshole post hahahaha
Also, I have no idea as to what my sizes are. I could go check but I don't know how and I think my ass is glued to this chair. Or I just really can't be bothered to get up. It just takes up a terrible load of effort LOL So, um, goodluck and let's hope you're good at guessing sizes. And no, I am not size elephant but size angel (A) Bye again.
Thursday, 25 October 2012
Oh my god.
Oh dear lord.
Oh sweet mahogany jesus.
ohhhhhhhhhhh angelcakes.
My gaga phase was so goddamn embarrassing I want to die.
Oh christ's molasses.
Ohohohoooo no.
No.
No more.
Death.
Is nothing like pancakes.
Poem.
Oh sweet mahogany jesus.
ohhhhhhhhhhh angelcakes.
My gaga phase was so goddamn embarrassing I want to die.
Oh christ's molasses.
Ohohohoooo no.
No.
No more.
Death.
Is nothing like pancakes.
Poem.
The Green Light
So.. I went to livo today to return books and that was okay. I went with maria and we shopped for an hour or two. Probably two. Or three. Anyways, I love rdx. It's got all the clothes I want. All of them. All. Of. ... Honey-worker. Anywho, we then went all the way back to cabra to study and hardly did anything at all. I think it's because there's such a big gap between now and my sciences and I'm starting to slack off and I know I shouldn't be taking these precious study days for granted but oh my goodness gracious me. LOL, no worries, bro, I'll get stuff done tomorrow. But enough about boring old study. LOOK AT WHAT MARIA DREW ME!!!
Okay, so at livo lib, there was a comic book store and so we went in, looked around, had fun, made fun and then we noticed something. That there was no such thing as a flat-chested super-heroine. And they all have freakishly muscly thighs. My god. Ah. It's like, Emily times 1.5! [I mean, Emily is crazy enough but dude, super-emily. SUPER-EMILY.] Anywho, here she is:
Okay, so after Maria drew and coloured her in, we decided that since she was so green, we would call her 'The Green Light'. It was named after that famous symbol in that Fitzgerald book and from there on we created her superpower. Okay, so you know how the green light represents the future in the great gatsby, to some extent? Well, what about a woman WHO CAN FORESEE THE FUTURE :O LOL, jokes, she can't kick ass with a power like that, no siree. Well. ... Actually. She could learn martial arts or something and how to skillfully dodge attacks and then she could like focus her power really well, and use it to predict her opponent's attacks. So like, she can foresee the next few seconds and dodge her enemy's punch before he even attempts to throw it. It can be tres useful.
Aaaanywho, so her real powers are based on, well... traffic lights. LOL. So, like the green light, go, is her unitard. It gives her the ability to run at superspeeds. As in GOOOOO. And then she has the balls on her belt and stuff. They are amber, and she can detach them and throw them at her enemys, slowing them down. Like the yellow on traffic lights which mean SLOWW DOWWNNNNNN. And last but not least, she has her 'kiss of death'. The red of her lips mean STOPPP, as in when someone experiences the soft touch of her lips, they stop immediately. As in everything stops, including their heart :O:O:O:O:O ZE KISS OF DEATH!!! It's supposed to be tragic because she can never kiss the man she loves without harming him. It's like rogue from the x-men except it's worse for rogue because she can't actually have any skin-to-skin contact anywhere :\ And yeah, that is the coolness of THE GREEN LIGHT!
Oh, and also, she can totes be the Green Lantern's girlfriend, because you know - a lantern is nothing without it's light :O Yeah. Just though of that, babycakes. LOL, I apologise for calling you all Babycakes. Goodbye now.
Oh, and hey, FIVE THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS, WHOOPPEEEEEEE.
Okay, so at livo lib, there was a comic book store and so we went in, looked around, had fun, made fun and then we noticed something. That there was no such thing as a flat-chested super-heroine. And they all have freakishly muscly thighs. My god. Ah. It's like, Emily times 1.5! [I mean, Emily is crazy enough but dude, super-emily. SUPER-EMILY.] Anywho, here she is:
Okay, so after Maria drew and coloured her in, we decided that since she was so green, we would call her 'The Green Light'. It was named after that famous symbol in that Fitzgerald book and from there on we created her superpower. Okay, so you know how the green light represents the future in the great gatsby, to some extent? Well, what about a woman WHO CAN FORESEE THE FUTURE :O LOL, jokes, she can't kick ass with a power like that, no siree. Well. ... Actually. She could learn martial arts or something and how to skillfully dodge attacks and then she could like focus her power really well, and use it to predict her opponent's attacks. So like, she can foresee the next few seconds and dodge her enemy's punch before he even attempts to throw it. It can be tres useful.
Aaaanywho, so her real powers are based on, well... traffic lights. LOL. So, like the green light, go, is her unitard. It gives her the ability to run at superspeeds. As in GOOOOO. And then she has the balls on her belt and stuff. They are amber, and she can detach them and throw them at her enemys, slowing them down. Like the yellow on traffic lights which mean SLOWW DOWWNNNNNN. And last but not least, she has her 'kiss of death'. The red of her lips mean STOPPP, as in when someone experiences the soft touch of her lips, they stop immediately. As in everything stops, including their heart :O:O:O:O:O ZE KISS OF DEATH!!! It's supposed to be tragic because she can never kiss the man she loves without harming him. It's like rogue from the x-men except it's worse for rogue because she can't actually have any skin-to-skin contact anywhere :\ And yeah, that is the coolness of THE GREEN LIGHT!
Oh, and also, she can totes be the Green Lantern's girlfriend, because you know - a lantern is nothing without it's light :O Yeah. Just though of that, babycakes. LOL, I apologise for calling you all Babycakes. Goodbye now.
Oh, and hey, FIVE THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS, WHOOPPEEEEEEE.
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